Minificent

You clutch your stomach and hunch forward, squeezing your Swiss rolls of fat while squeezing your eyes shut. And no, you’re not constipated. The pain in your stomach fades slightly and you gently release your fleshy folds, leaning back into your pseudo-office chair, cringing still.

“Seventeen and already I can feel my lack of the necessary nutrients taking a toll on my body,” you sigh, head lolling upwards so that you can stare at the cheese cream ceiling. The sea of white lulls you into a daze before you leap out of it, stating with determination:

“I need to exercise.”

people pull politics into Eurovision?

have you noticed that a lot of the time when somebody sings in English their accent goes away?

monsterdolll started following you

Hi there! Please enjoy your stay here, haha.

CLEMENTINE MANDARIN HERE I COME.

viria:

mimzawesome:

wait

how many of you guys outside of Australia and NZ have tried pavlova?

from Aus; never tried

conversationparade:

earlier an anon asked for a tutorial on how I color, so I pulled together a tutorial for anyone interested! It’s nothing super special or exciting but if you know absolutely nothing about coloring in photoshop this MIGHT BE THE TUTORIAL FOR YOU??

(I use Adobe Photoshop CS5 for this tutorial, and the only brushes I use are a basic hard brush for flat colors and Okami-Rain’s shading brushes - specifically the fifth brush down)

FUN ANIMATED TUTORIAL BELOW THE CUT

Read More

My dad and brother bought stuff at the supermarket, including risotto ingredients. This means next week I AM TOTALLY MAKIN’ THAT PUMPKIN RISOTTO. For tonight’s dinner, 3 minute noodles shall suffice.

I thought she would never touch on the discrimination Aborigines (or anyone of colour, really) faced in Australia’s history. Have y’all heard of the ‘White Australia Policy’ (whose major basis was on the Immigration Restriction Act 1901)? It was basically a policy that the Australian Federal Parliament and Australian people adopted to “keep Australia white”. Didyoufigurethatoneoutyet?

Also, before the 1967 Referendum

Aboriginal people were thought to be part of the flora and fauna of the country, rather than human beings.

Horrendous, isn’t it?

Fortunately, Australia has since become a multicultural and multi-ethnic nation where racism has not permeated into politics and legislation any longer. I think.

masterarrowhead:

ironinkpen:

masterarrowhead replied to your post: Thanks to Madi’s comment on that Mako spitting…

Oh dear. Well, admitting you have a problem is the first step and all that.

I do have a problem.

And you know what’s even worse? I’m not even imagining him as a Charizard or anything. I’m imagining him as this weird mix of a Magikarp and Jiggypuff.

How would that even work out?

“BROTHER! WHAT HAS SHE DONE TO YOU??”

no words.