- Bodies are hairy. No matter the gender, your face will have hair and that is more than okay.
- Your butthole is going to have some hair too. And maybe your nipples. And your tummy. And where ever else.
- Stretch marks. Those are a thing. Everyone gets ‘em. If you don’t, you probably don’t have skin.
- Vaginas smell. Every vagina has a scent. Don’t worry about it! (Unless something seems wrong, then go get it checked out! No need to feel embarrassed or ashamed.)
- Vaginas come in all different shapes, sizes, colors, flavors. All are beautiful.
- Penises come in all different shapes, sizes, colors, flavors. All are beautiful.
- You don’t need to shave anything if you don’t want to. It’s tooootally not mandatory.
- Sometimes people get butt acne.
- You can have a vagina and want short hair and think dresses are just the worst.
- You can have a penis and want long hair and think dresses are just the best.
- You can wear whatever you want and style your hair however you want.
- You can even think whatever the hell you want.
- People might tell you that you are a girl because you have a vagina. People might tell you that you are a boy because you have a penis. People will tell you what your gender is. But in reality, you don’t have to be that gender. You don’t have to be either of those genders.
- You are what you are and it’s just the worst thing if you try and hide that.
it’s so weird seeing people from my graduating class on facebook getting married
one couple’s already had kids
and I’m just sitting here awkwardly going ‘I want to live in avatar that seems nice’
My life’s philosophy.
Oh the Simpsons’ writers… how I adore you guys.
When I sit in class I often tune out. As I always do my readings and the required work the parts of the tutorial in which the tutor is forced to play catch up for the lazy kids is a nice mental break for me. The only time I ever tune in is when one of those irritatingly confident students makes an…
In the above, ‘procrastinating’ is not an adjective, but a verb. Just to clarify my position on that title. Anyhow, these are some of the ways that I procrastinate life:
Though sometimes I get bored of procrastinating, and I end up talking about shiz with other human beings.
And here I thought I was asocial. So much for being a loner.