antheawest:

Things parents forget to tell their children:

• Bodies are hairy. No matter the gender, your face will have hair and that is more than okay.
• Your butthole is going to have some hair too. And maybe your nipples. And your tummy. And where ever else.
• Stretch marks. Those are a thing. Everyone gets ‘em. If you don’t, you probably don’t have skin.
• Vaginas smell. Every vagina has a scent. Don’t worry about it! (Unless something seems wrong, then go get it checked out! No need to feel embarrassed or ashamed.)
• Vaginas come in all different shapes, sizes, colors, flavors. All are beautiful.
• Penises come in all different shapes, sizes, colors, flavors. All are beautiful.
• You don’t need to shave anything if you don’t want to. It’s tooootally not mandatory. 
• Sometimes people get butt acne. 
• You can have a vagina and want short hair and think dresses are just the worst.
• You can have a penis and want long hair and think dresses are just the best. 
• You can wear whatever you want and style your hair however you want.
• You can even think whatever the hell you want.
• People might tell you that you are a girl because you have a vagina. People might tell you that you are a boy because you have a penis. People will tell you what your gender is. But in reality, you don’t have to be that gender. You don’t have to be either of those genders. 
• You are what you are and it’s just the worst thing if you try and hide that.

TO ADD:

• There is no right body shape. Skinny, chubby, fat. What’s on the outside doesn’t always reflect the inside. Often it never does. But that doesn’t mean you should neglect your health. Stay healthy for yourself!
• You want a boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other? Go for it!
• You don’t want a boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other? That’s fine as well.
• If you have sex, and you know you don’t want the responsibility of looking after a child or going through with an abortion, use contraceptives!
• You don’t wanna have sex? That’s fine also.
• You want to take on a religion/you realise you don’t believe in God/religion? Go ahead, that’s your choice!
• If a friend/somebody you trust is hurting you, tell me. Don’t keep your problems locked up inside. I’m here for you.
• You do whatever you want to with your life. If you want to be a doctor, study medicine. If you want to be a politician, study politics. If you want to document the names and coordinates of stars in our universe, go ahead and study astrology or astrophysics or whatever you study to do that. If you want to be a plumber, go take that apprenticeship! If you want to be a writer, an artist, a musician, an actor, a teacher, a journalist, a magician, a producer, a director, a neurologist, a nuclear physicist, a general, an astronaut, a marine biologist, a bio engineer, a CEO for a corrupt billion dollar business, a pathologist - whatever you want to be you go for it.
• If you are thirty and you aren’t married nor are wanting to get married anytime soon, or have children, go live your life without a spouse or offspring! Don’t let grubby old relatives nag you otherwise.
• You want to adopt? Go ahead!
• You want to marry someone outside your ethnic background? You go marry them!
• Live the life you want to live. Do what brings you happiness and satisfaction. Don’t let anybody tell you otherwise. Unless, of course, what you do is going to cost the lives of a hundred kittens and puppies and hamsters and humans and fish. In which case:

appingo:

it’s so weird seeing people from my graduating class on facebook getting married 

one couple’s already had kids

and I’m just sitting here awkwardly going ‘I want to live in avatar that seems nice’

filthybuceta:

My life’s philosophy. 

Oh the Simpsons’ writers… how I adore you guys.

filthybuceta:

When I sit in class I often tune out. As I always do my readings and the required work the parts of the tutorial in which the tutor is forced to play catch up for the lazy kids is a nice mental break for me. The only time I ever tune in is when one of those irritatingly confident students makes an…

Procrastinating life 

In the above, ‘procrastinating’ is not an adjective, but a verb. Just to clarify my position on that title. Anyhow, these are some of the ways that I procrastinate life:

• video game
• read comics/manga
• watch cartoons
• think
• work on webcomic
• eat
• sleep

Though sometimes I get bored of procrastinating, and I end up talking about shiz with other human beings.

And here I thought I was asocial. So much for being a loner.